We have named Schrödinger's evil alter-ego, the one that goes crazy and attacks us when she gets too excited. It is called...The crack leopard. It even has a whole theme-song (without a tune so make up your own).
Beware the beast that has one ear
She’s lurking behind the door
Her madness fueled by innocent fear
Driven by the need for more
The crack leopard emerges from the deepest depths
Of little Schrodinger’s brain
Like a crazy person hooked on meth
She suddenly becomes insane
When the crack leopard takes hold
Beware the belly trap
She’ll spring on your arm and grab a-hold
And turn on you in a snap
Dinger the cat is super cute
When she wants to be
But the crack leopard will punish you
For being tricked so easily
